What if when Yahoo takes over Tumblr they start putting 30 second ads in front of every user uploaded video

image

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via pita-breads)

volar-e:

i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying 

(via emblemred)

prouvairejehan:

HOME ALONE

TIME TO SING THE WHOLE SCORE OF EVERY BROADWAY MUSICAL

(via fuckyeahfavouritethings)

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via fuckmegentlywith-a-chainsaw)

theifs:

iamthewalrustoned:

awaitingstoner:

7queues:

this should have more notes.

OMG A WITNESS 

this <3

no way

this is from a commercial..its computerized
My hairs so greazy right now, it feels like I accidentally put jutter in it...

Hahahah, jutter is making a comeback; Jackie must be poppin’ it out more than ever (ew) :P Don’t go to the orchestra gala, she’ll probably be there and people will be slippin’ and slidin’ all over the damn place! Then again..that would be kinda fun. If she was there we could show up with a dry slip and slide, push her down it to grease it up, and let the party begin :P I’m sure Brooks would approve, I saw her one time putting some on her ever expanding hair-part to see if something would grow & fill the gap, turns out it just made it more shiny lol

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via puesta-del-sol)